You Have to Do Better Than That, Lea.
An open letter.

Sorry, sweetie. This is gonna be long. Considering the disdain you reserve to the masses less talented and fortunate than yourself, my imploring may seem like a drop in the bucket. I hope you hear me out, though.
Let me take you on a trip to perhaps the darkest moment in my recent years. Sophomore year at Luther College. Fall of 2012.