i’d let you back into me
opening up to you
if you can teach me how
to properly pack a bowl
light a joint so i don’t look too
much like an amateur
dance flawlessly on a beer-spotted
hardwood floor
make friends with the carefree
skaters on Como Avenue
if you hold my hand when we
leap off Split Rock into Lake Superior
scale the lighthouse with me, plant
superb pot in Two Harbors
tolerate my love for Tori and Liz,
careful not to choke on their DMs
if you trust me to be colorful, to
brew damn good cold press
if you eat my subpar aflutas and drink
my watery frozen margaritas
devise get-rich pyramid schemes to dupe
Janet and Earl from Duluth
let me play that annoying Smiths album
on repeat all night
survey a beautiful plot to bury us, fashion
custom-made poisoned daggers for the occasion